there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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