i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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