What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Randomize
