Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
it's great music for shaving your balls
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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