it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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