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say what?
wanna hang out?
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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