Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
Everything about him screamed your future.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
