Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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