wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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