Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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