There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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