it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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