I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
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