If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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