Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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