spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
She made me pour olive oil on her.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
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