There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
I will die if light touches me.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
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