Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
