Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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