He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
you will always have a special place in my vag
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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