Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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