TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
Randomize
