apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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