i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I wish there were birth control emojis
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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