yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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