I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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