I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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