Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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