i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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