I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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