dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
That reminds me...we need to get swords
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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