I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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