Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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