Can i not drive my cunt home
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
A+ Viking dick
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
