we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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