I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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