Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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