both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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