so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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