Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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