smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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