Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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