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your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
pray to the hookup gods
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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