so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
Congratulations! We have a period
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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