You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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