She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
only you would photoshop your dick
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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