I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
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