in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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