Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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