She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Randomize
