I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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